TITLE: Hot
AUTHOR: Ragna (writinggoddess@aol.com)
SPOILERS/CLASSIFICATION: Faith/Robin, post-Chosen, PGish
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“Um, Robin?”

“Yes?”

“The steaks are burning.”

“Well, put a lid on the pan.”

“I can’t!”

“Then use the fire extinguisher, Faith!”

“Where is it?”

“I have no earthly idea!”

“Robin, you brought it in. Come on! We’re going to lose the deposit if I don’t get this out!”

“Maybe it’s behind the sofa.”

“Why would you put it there?”

“Just look, Faith. Maybe for once I’m right.”

“Behind the sofa. What a stupid…Oh.”

“I was right, wasn’t I?”

“Shh.”

“Told you so.”

“Shut up while I put this fire out.”

“Ah, domestic bliss.”

“Robin?”

“Yes?”

“I said shut up.”