TITLE: Full Of Snark
AUTHOR: Ragna (writinggoddess@aol.com)
SPOILERS/CLASSIFICATION: Angel/Spike rivalry, BtVS season 2
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“So, blondie, gonna pop a wheelie for me?”

Spike sneered at Angelus. “No. How bout I pop up a middle finger instead?”

Angelus laughed. “You were always such a handy man. Except when it came to Dru.” Angelus wrapped his arms around Drusilla and pressed his nose to her throat, inhaling deeply. “Can’t do much with your hands there.”

Spike mentally counted from ten to one before deciding to fight fire with fire. “Oh, so the fact that Darla mentioned the Immortal was a much better lay, that has no bearing on this conversation, right?”

Angelus just flipped Spike off.