TITLE: Bye Bye Blondie
AUTHOR: Ragna (writinggoddess@aol.com)
SPOILERS/CLASSIFICATION: Season 5 A:tS post-"Shells", Spike/Wesley interaction
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It had been a mistake to take Wes along to get the hair bleach. They’d been commiserating together, sharing a bottle of scotch, when Wesley commented on how Spike’s roots were showing.

It wasn’t a good idea to let Wesley mix everything. It really hadn’t been a good idea for either of them to pass out, either, Spike lamented.

When they both woke up, the bleach had been flung away, landed on the carpet and proceeded to make bleach stains therein.

And Spike’s hair?

It lay on the floor around him, having fallen out because the bleach set too long.